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How Harry Potter should have ended?

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Tagboard!

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I brought back the tag board! How cool is that! Now you all have no excuse to not leave a message for me! :O So take a look at the tabs on top, find Tagboard now and drop me a praise, comment, insult, love me, hate me whatever yeah?

I am such a considerate person that I scare myself sometimes.

New Post? Hell yeah! A Wordy Post!

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Hey yo people!

After several days of gawking at my lovely comics, you must have been really bored. Personally I prefer words to comics/pictures whenever I feel like words are more appropriate and more comfortable for me.

Not to mention that it will take me half the usual time to finish a post.

A happy thing to rejoice over: The blog has finally broke the 10K page-views count.

I woke up from my hibernation, turned on the com to check the statistics of my blog, and hey, omg I broke the 10000 page-views!

Yeah lar yeah lar stop rolling your eyes, it is sort of a big deal for me okay? Even more big deal than whether or not Phie is still talking to me or treating me like thin air. (I am for once, thin, muahahahas).

Here are some updates on my life that nobody but myself is interested in, my I shall assume that everyone is interested in my life anyway. Who else keeps a pet penguin huh? You tell me.

Pipi my pet penguin! cute or cute?
1. Yes, this blog has an editor
...who is not me. The editor is a friend of mine and I am sure he will do a great job sieving out all the politically, racially, religiously, school-authority-ly sensitive issues such that this blog will never make me a target of people who reads and fails to understand what I truly mean and go cook up a storm on something I have never said before. You get it? Like I say, "Singapore is so freaking warm!" and I am pretty sure if this blog is an inch more famous than it is now, people will start going like, "You don't like Singapore you get out of Singapore lar! So much complaints! Our government do so much for us already you still want them to change the weather for you is it? Blahh blahh blahh I am a person who cannot see the gist of your whole blog post and so being the dodo I am I shall tackle the useless nitty grittys of your blog post."

There you go.

And many heartfelt thanks to my editor for his wonderful job done, also, you would have noticed that some posts such as "Rant: Sleeping late, gossip-mongers..." post and quite a few others are currently not available because they do contain, however little, sensitive issues relating to SA (acronym for school authority yeah?)

Sometimes I wonder why people can even get so ji-dong over a blog post in the first place.

For example, if someone were to blog tons of things about me (negative things lar) on their blog, I am actually going to....

LAUGH

I mean, for sure people must view you of importance to him or her to even WASTE their time typing out how much of a horrible person you are right? And it also means that you matter to them. Like my annoying princess junior. I came to realize that yes, I do get very irritated with her at times, but sometimes, I well, still sort-a like her. Oh gosh.

So for example is I blogged blah blah blah blah about a person, and the person is unfortunately one of the sensitive few who might break out into hives just because he or she is called the f-word or something. Then cyber-bullying blah blah blah blah all comes in.

Okay, let me tell you something, there is a DICHOTOMY between CYBER-BULLYING and STATING THE TRUTH and your opinions. 

In this age, everything is pretty much exploited, the term "cyber-bullying" included.

If A talks about something nasty B has done to her, and how A feels that B is being mean, and therefore describes all the bad things B has done, THAT IS NOT CYBER-BULLYING for lord's sake.

It is called ripping off your hypocritical mask to show the world your ugly side. Yeah?

Of course when B is being exposed of her disgusting deeds or misdeeds, she is gonna find some way to  make A to scrape it off the net right? Then she will say that A is actually cyber-bullying her, yadda yadda, and she is therefore being oppressed and she cannot function like a normal human. =rolls eyes= What kind of nonsense is that? If you do something, then be prepared for the repercussions. Like if you did do something terrible to me, then you better go burn the incense (shao xiang) and pray hard hard that I don't dedicate a whole blog post to you telling the whole world what kind of disgusting....rotten...rotten....(withdraws vulgarity) egg you are.

My point is, if you don't want people to say it, then don't do it.

And no I am not threatening anyone here, but I have been very annoyed by someone recently and I am very very tempted to blog about her/him/it.

Yeah?

Another thing I don't understand is when you give your opinions and people keep bashing you for it. For example if I make up lies about my school or what not, like let's say, I say that our school has no toilet when in fact it does have toilets, I guess you can sue me for defamation? (Even though if I am the school, I will actually strive to improve the curriculum than to snoop around a 16-year old's blog to see if she is accusing me of not having any toilets. Like no toilets jiu no toilets lar! Big deal! You go to school to study or pee? Think with kneecap also can understand right!)

Okay okay enough of this very debatable issue. I talk three days three nights about this also cannot finish talking about it. .___.


I forgot what else I want to blog lehs, coz I was too hyped up over issue 1.

End of story!

Love,
Kira

Mourning for the Departure of my beloved, silky, smooth, fantastic-smelling, Rapunzel-length hair :(

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I have gotten myself a hair cut today, after leaving out my hair for almost half a year.


 I have no idea why I am blonde, so let's change that.

It was like freaking long, super heavy and super hot, and I debated for a while whether or not those shiny dead cells which I was so proud off should be chopped off and thrown away like they didn't worth all that shampooing, conditioning and love I had given them.

The debate on whether I should cut my awesome long hair would go something like this:

Then it would be like....



Finally, on this stormy afternoon, I decided to bade my half-year old hair ends farewell.



I am not sure if other people get like emotionally attached to their hair, but I sure do. I mean apart from my super extremely long torso, my hair is like the next longest thing you can find on the outside of the body. And of course I am not comparing it to other gross details like the length of my intestines (which I cleverly omitted) and my skin.



It has been through so much with me. It has shielded me from the blazing hot sun. From the acid rain which strives to give me a spongy head. From mosquito attacks on my head which would have otherwise given me a lumpy looking head.

Now, I am bidding it farewell in the most cruel way.

My beautiful waist-length hair has been reduced to a shoulder-length hair. Nothing feels right.



Here are some reasons why it feels so weird:

1. My head feels too light
In fact, my head feels so light that I am touching my head like every five minutes or so to make sure that yes, my head is indeed still sitting on my neck, and no, it has not floated away like a balloon to somewhere else as I have imagined it to be.




2. My head fails to balance
I have a huge forebrain, and therefore I have a larger forehead. My mother said I looked like a Luohan fish. For your information, Luohan fish do not just have big foreheads. Their foreheads BULGES. My forehead does not bulge, thank you very much.

But having my 3kg hair chopped off meant that my head has lost its equilibrium and now I am nodding back and forth like a nodding doll. And my head will hang forward and I will have dificulty eating my food. And it also means that chances of me falling asleep on my table is larger since it is now harder for me to pull my head up.
3. My back feels vulnerable
My back feels freaking vulnerable. When I showered last time, there will be this cascade of hair down my back, making me feel very safe. Now my back is bare in the shower, and I feel like my back is being shy to the water.
4. I wasted 1 extra pump of shampoo and two extra noodles of conditioner

After my haircut, I ate my food. And then I forgot I had ever cut my hair when I was bathing, so I took the usual amount of shampoo and conditioner. And most of that ended up conditioning and shampooing the floor.


And...

The good points? I can't of think of any. I am still mourning over the chopped off locked of hair which I conditioned the most.

I shall end this post here and curl up in my bed, willing my hair to grow out again.

National Day Rally

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On Sunday night, I thought I deserve a good break after the long hard week so I sat down after dinner to watch the super duper long winded Taiwan Drama (Ye Shi Ren Sheng).

The good thing about long dramas is that you can watch one month later and very little changes have happened so you can always catch up with the plot. Another good thing is that you don't have to find new shows to watch.

I turned on the TV, switched the channel to Channel 8 and waited in anticipation.

 There was no long-winded Taiwan Drama. Instead, National Day Rally was showing. So I switched to Channel U.

Still National Day Rally.

I turned to Channel 5.

More National Day Rally.


I hastily tried the Kids' Channel, Okto, and even Suria, the Malay Channel.



ALL NATIONAL DAY RALLY
Oh God. Why?

At the end of a long hard week, when I most needed some fun and laughter and silly adults confessing to each other about their noble love, all I get is some really serious National Day Rally.

I am not saying that I hate National Day Rally. In fact, I sat down, despite my depression, and watched the National Day Rally for half an hour. But you have to imagine the disappointment of a sixteen year old wanting to watch something like Gags, Just for Laughs and finding a historical documentary instead.

I melted into a puddle of depression and trickled my way back into my room.


When I turned on the TV at 8pm, it was still....





NATIONAL DAY RALLY.

The Lack of Posts shall be justified

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...by the pressing need to study for my coming end-of-youth examinations. If I don't study, I might fail, and then I will get all morbid and I will blame this blog and then I will kill this blog.
I am pretty sure for the rare few who actually reads this blog, you guys will be sad to see it go when I become a knife-wielding zombie, so pardon me for posting less this month.

And the next.





And the month after.





All the way till 17th of October or somewhere around there. I must study. I cannot slack. Otherwise I will break my promise to God. I will feel bad if that happens.

So I promise myself I will only blog once or twice a week yeah? Or maybe a picture a day? :)

So in the mean time, don't hate me for not blogging and see you all then!