Fantasies

Given that there are only three days and less left before school starts again, my life is now in a turmoil or confusion. I am not really sure how far has my revision gone and stuff, and I guess I will go with the flow. Maybe when school reopens I have more interesting stuff to blog about, like backstabbing girlfriends and gossipy people? Haha nah kidding.

So I always sit on the bus in the morning,  and in my groggy state I would kind of wish that you know something fun and romantic would happen. *cough* Like how Taemin suddenly pop up out of nowhere and sit next to me and yay we talk! No lar, my mind is so much dirtier than that, but cleaner than what you are thinking. I will probably like trick him into becoming my boyfriend muhahahhahas. But I think Taemin will scram, boohooos. But buses can really be romantic, like way more romantic than your MRT trains where aunties try to chase you out of the seat and still scold you when you have already given it up. Precisely why I don't sit in those priority seats. Not worth the hassle afterwards where a post-menstrual old lady comes along and yaps at you. Hrmmmph.

OH YES. I always wanted to be a power ranger -cough- =gags=

=shock faces in the audience=

Don't be so surprised, power rangers kick ass. Like their martial arts and kungfu and fighting skills are seriously daebak (the best). Not to mention sexy. For the girls category, I worship Tori from Power Rangers Ninja Storm, who is played by actress Sally Hansen? I think. Can't remember. I alos like Kira (haha, see where I got my pseudonym from?) from Power Rangers Dino Thunder. But she is not as hot as Tori because why? I don't know, Tori is like my craze.

 This is  for you lazy bums:

Tori (from Ninja Storm)

More Tori for myself muhahahas

Kira

Okay, so if I like Tori SO MUCH why don't I name my blogger name after her then? No way. I tried to use that name when I was like Primary 2 in my tuition center, and guess what happened?

Teacher: Who is this? =waves my worksheet around=
Me: =squints= Oh it's mine!
Teacher: When did you change your name?
Me: Ah it is my English name.
Teacher: ahh, Toilet is your english name?

There is a difference between Tori and Toilet okay.

(.___.) my reaction then.

Yeah I freaking love power rangers. So much swag when they morph, but I don't understand why they take so long to morph and pose. Like why don't the baddies attack them while they are going "ninja storm, ranger form!! Hah!"??

So if you are planning to watch power rangers, and you love hot girls/guys, I suggest you watch Power Rangers Ninja Storm first. The cast is damn awesome looking, and their training uniform kick ass. Not to mention their sensei is a guinea pig for animal lovers.

My Ranking of Power Ranger Shows:

1. Ninja Storm
2. Dino Thunder
3. Jungle Fury
4. Space Police Delta (SPD)
5. Mystic Force

AND NO MORE. I freaking hate what Mighty Morphing or what not. And Turbo Powers. And Samurai. NOT FUN AT ALL. Not to mention that Turbo Powers and Mighty Morphins are like freaking outdated with their videos at the lowest possible resolution. People are not good looking, and yeah it is just lame, in my opinion. If you don't agree with me then how? BOOOHOO too bad. Read someone else's blog where the person loves Turbo. Oh yeah I forgot to mention I don't like Wild Force either. Tooo outdated. Eeesh.

Repeat after me:

Ninja Storm Rocks

Ninja Storm Rocks

Ninja Storm Rocks

Ninja Storm Rocks

Ninja Storm Rocks

Okay that's enough. If you don't like it, well you have no taste. Too bad.

Okay, another revelation.

I always wanted to be a Pokemon trainer.

=shock gasps from readers, whispers of "is she nuts?"=

No I am not nutty. I am sure tonnes of people want to be pokemon trainers but are way too shy/embarrassed to say it. Pokemon freaking rocks. Like what's there not to like about a Squirtle who can provide you with water wherever you go? You don't even have to bring a water bottle.

Anyway if Pokemons do exist, then there wouldn't be pollution.

HUH WHY??

Think you, caterpillar, think.

1. Charlizards would be used instead of airplanes. We can save our oil resources and all that metal used to build airplanes.
2. We won't worry about water running out, since we have so much water in the water pokemons, unless the water pokemons have to drink a riverful before being able to squirt.
3. Hey we don't even need stoves! Cook your food on Charmander's tail!
4. We won't need bulldozers. Onix can do it, no sweat.
5. Flowers and plants? Hand it over to Bulbasaur and Vileplume and all the grass pokemons.

See my point? But the sad thing is many people would lose their jobs when Mr Mime takes over their jobs as roadside sweepers and table cleaners. Or maybe Mr Mime will even become a doctor and steal my future dream job.

Dream job? No. I am scared of dead bodies and ghosts. And I strongly suspect that each hospital has its fair share of ghosts.

Back to the point about me being a pokemon trainer, it is probably because I was always bullied in Primary School, so I wished to have a charlizard. I think it was my favourite pokemon then, because I can sit on it and fly to school! Also because anyone who bullied me would be roasted by dear charizard. Then I would have free roasted meat! :D And I can save money. Then I will be rich. Then I can buy a mansion. Then I can get more Pokemons. And I WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD MUAHAHHAAS.

Lord, Kira must be losing her mind.

This is going to end abruptly because I want to read Xiaxue's blog, so bye pals. -waves-

Doll Trend

Well, as you can see, it seems like looking like a living doll is the trend.

The mother states that she doesn't mind her daughter looking like that since it is not like she is getting pregnant or getting herself drunk, so thumbs up for the mum. But the immense amount of make-up on a young girl? Venus says she does her make-up everyday, no less. I do makeup once in a very blue moon? So far I only did it 5 times or less in my whole life, if you want to count me learning how to put on eyeshadows.

I am not posting this to criticize, and I don't see why so many people are hating on her, because whether she wants to be a doll or a cat or a rabbit or a banana is her own choice and her own matter. So long she is happy with it, well hoorays for all. One thing for sure is that is that she does good tutorials judging from the number of likes on her video. But there are still many who are not interested by such. I belong in the latter, sadly.

One thought that crosses my mind?

This is pretty weird.

Definition of weird? Something we don't see everyday. Doesn't have to be terrible, but just out of the ordinary.

So my ambition is going to be a tree. I am growing up and becoming a tree. Why not? Being dolls are okay and being a tree is not? Don't discriminate, trees are awesome and green and they have feelings too. I give you oxygen somemore leh. So much love trees.

How to become a tree?

1. Plant yourself into a suitable ground/pot. You can choose to be a potted plant too
2. Water yourself.
3. Stay stationary.
4. Photosynthesize.

 If I fail to become a tree, I am  going to try and become a chipmunk. Don't stop me, because chipmunks are happy creatures. :D

Rant: Should I close this blog?

Apparently, this blog is doing pretty decently compared to my personal blog which I kept since secondary one. In a period of one week, I already have 700+ view where most of them came from myself, I strongly suspected. But that's not the point, the point is that my mum got to know about my blog and she was really disturbed by my rant on thick-skinned people. She said I sounded selfish and spoiled.

That made me reflect and re-read that post.

That post did sound a little bit harsh, I guess, but I was in a fit of anger when I posted it.

My mum pointed out that if I was going to be a doctor or anything like that in the future, I had to learn to be selfless. If a patient needing treatment badly were to come in and ask for help, would I give it?

My answer was: of course I would.

Why? Wasn't I supposed to be selfish? Isn't Kira supposed to a super duper mean witch who refuses to help her little juniors? You got it wrong laddie.

I will specify this once and for all.

I am selfish ONLY when it comes to the things I spent hours/years producing and people try to take it away from me without giving me any credit. 

Like borrowing all the work that I have done in the past to copy. People from school would know that the syllabus is very often just tweaked here and there and not changed entirely. So are the worksheets.

If you cannot understand my indignant at people enjoying the fruits of my labor, imagine this few scenarios:

1. You are  a fashion designer and you have just designed your latest series of clothes. Then your good friend came along to look at the designs. After that your friend unleashed that very very similar designs as yours, which you knew for sure was yours. How would you feel?
2. You have worked for days and nights writing a report. Then your supervisor took your report and pretended that he wrote it and took all the credit for himself and pretended you did nothing. How would you feel

So you see my point?

If you ask my friends, I think I am quite unselfish and generous when it comes to other things. Like if you ask me to help you with your homework and stuff. No prob hey. I can even stay back after school to help you. Or if you need me to edit your essay for you. I will do it too. Or maybe you are not free to go for lunch, I can go down and buy food for you. Or maybe you lost your worksheet and we have exam tomorrow, and I will send you pictures of my worksheet immediately for you to start revising. I am okay with all these. My time, my money and my brain.

What I am not okay with is when people use your "things" and don't give you credit for it. I mean we all have to give others credit. That is why we have bibliography and in text referencing right? I don't see how my juniors/anyone who took my stuff are going to accredit their essays/work to me, from whom they took information from to reference. It doesn't really feel fair right?

On a lighter tone, and to further justify, everyone should do work themselves.

That statement just make me hang my head in shame because I once asked for an essay from my senior considering how I didn't know how to write it, and read hers. Naturally I couldn't credit her since it was supposed to be a timed trial. Hey, I will try my best not to do it again kay?

Back to the point about doing your work for yourself, I am hundred percent behind it. We all start as learners who know nothing. There is no one to guide you out there forever. I mean there is a quote saying that "when you are in the dark, even your shadow forsakes you". Be independent and rely on yourself. Ask for help when you need it, but don't take it for granted. And most of all try. There is no point not trying.

Walt Disney once said, "Whether you think you can or you can't, you are right."

Also, I don't plan to close down this blog. I am not planning to start any controversies like Xiaxue, my favourite blogger, did, and this blog is just going to contain the musings of mine. If you guys don't plan to read it, it is fine. I shall just take down the interesting things along my life. :)

By for now. And I won't be blogging so much anymore because my exams are coming. Till then keep faith and thanks for reading. :D

How to defend yourself against potential rapist /molesters

What is inspired me to write this was that I was going down to the mini mart to buy salt this evening, and when I was waiting for my lift to get back home, there was this hairy man waiting for the lift with me.

How does he look like?

Imagine your typical ahpeh, with wisp black hair, oily face, big nose and a HUGE mole on the face. There are a few strands of hair coming out from the mole. And he had this sleazy look. Maybe I am wrong to prejudge him. He might be a really nice guy with a nice wife and kids. But hey, whatever. I am not going to know him before avoiding him or something. But I do think that HE LOOKS LIKE YOUR TYPICAL MOLESTER.

Hairy mole. Yuck. (img source: http://www.hairymole.info/)

Whatever.

The main point is that at that moment, I thought of so many ways to repulse a man so that you hold no sexual appeals for him to rape you or molest you or even ogle at you.

How?

The mindset of a guy is that when a girl is effing hot or sexy, he would probably have wild thoughts. Don't act shy. Some molesters like it when you look uncomfortable. Don't be looking all pissed either. They like to annoy the hell out of you.

What should you do then?

TAKE AWAY YOUR APPEAL. YES.

Follow these easy steps:

1. Scratch your head in a very careless manner. Make your hair very messy. Then pick your nails and flick whatever that is in your nails out like you have dandruff. That, my dear, is a total turnoff.
2. If he still shows interest, pick your nose. Really dig it. And look at him and flick your booze at him. He should be totally grossed out by now.
3. Smell yourself. And go like, "Ugh, I stink. Shit I need to bathe today. I mean, how can I forget to bathe for ONE WHOLE WEEK?" Then scratch your own armpit, smell it and wrinkle your nose. :D
4. If he is still ogling you, pick your teeth or clean your teeth. Then smell it. And wipe it on the wall. (don't do it if you live in my block, I will freaking murder you!)
5. Okay, final step. Dig your ears and pretend that there are maggots in your ears. Scream "MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!" and jump around while scratching your butt. 

IF THE MAN IS STILL TURNED ON, THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM!

Final Ultimate Step:

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

Yeah well.

I think I am a pretty awesome blogger, oh yeah I am.

My First Crush

My first crush was a terrible failure to be very honest. Not that he was a failure, but my an-lianing (secretly-liking) was completely failed. Or maybe a complete success, since I liked him for one year by myself and no-one found out at all, apart from my mum whom I told. So it depends on how you look at it.  I liked him in Primary Six, the busiest time of a primary school kid's life.

"He must never know that I like him", yup, I told myself that. Photo credit: http://www.polyvore.com/

Hey, I thought he was the best looking person on planet earth! Like shouldn't it be this way?

He was pretty smart too. I could even feel sort of inferior around him, which is probably why I never did say anything? The pretty sad thing was, he never did notice me either, despite me doing so well in class and topping in several subjects. And that's saying something, right?

Okay, here comes the serious stalkerish side of me. GOD WHY AM I EVEN TELLING EVERYONE THIS????

Anyway, I just keep looking at him during lessons lar. Lord I feel so perverted saying all this. He was really damn good looking to me, but my mother saw the class photos and were like, "He has small eyes." >__< 

No he does not look like Brock from Pokemon.

Hey you, I like you! Image source: shutterstock.com

During assembly, I would wait around until I see him coming in, then purpose loiter and sit somewhere near. And watch him. And watch. God I am cringing from how disgustingly obsessed I am. Then when I am alone I will just think about how hot he is.

He was popular among his own friends, and I believed other girls liked him too. I think the only interactions we had in class was through this dumb ass club/society thing I made with Janice called Dumbledore's army. =___= I know I know it's so lame, but because we were so in love with Harry Potter that we had to be Hermione and all to make us feel shiok. We even had little round casino tags to resemble the coins they used to communicate. I was Mad-eye Moody, because Mad-eye kicks ass muhahahaha.

Okay, back to the story, I was kind of vainly hoping that this crush of mine would actually like me. I am not even sure till today, but I doubt he does since he didn't even accept my Facebook friend request! Pretty disappointing, eh? But never mind, crush, screw you and you are tasteless because I am so much better looking and sexier than I was in Primary School, and even if you grovel on your knees for me to like you now, I won't! HRRMPH.

 Yeah, your guess was right. I was very very very x (infinite times) nerdy in primary school. From my hair to my specs to the things I used to all my stuff. Lord wonders how I live through all those nerdiness. My only joy is when I top my level each year and get 2 subject prizes, one for science and one for English. But that crush of mine never did like me, I think.

There was once when he was giving out books and balanced mine on my head, and I got all hyper and self-delusional when I got home, and did badly for my mum's test paper and had to do another.

He placed the book on my head.

There was another time where he told me he was bored and asked me to write him something in the journal of Dumbledore's army. I told him I scored a -10/100 for my Chinese spelling so I should stay focused. But I was all happy because hey, what can be happier than you crush taking note of you?

Okay, while I was typing this cringe-worthy post, my younger brother (god-brother) came bouncing in and start saying that my blog is too vulgar, and "what you are going to blog about your first crush?"

"Yeah."

"HAHAHAHA You are going to write about your first crush!!!" embarrassing me more than ever.

Maybe someday when I become like one of the more renowned bloggers around here, then my first crush will read this and realize that it is him I am talk about, and will come to me and this will happen:

C: Hey! I read your blog! And was the crush me?
M: yeah it was about you.
C: did you really liked me that much then?
M: Yeah I did, but no longer.
C: I liked you too! Let's hang out?
M: HANG YOUR INTESTINE LAR YOU. Xiang dang nian (remembering that year) you flirt with all the girls in class and didn't even take notice of me, now you want to hang out with me?
C: Aiyo, why so Haolian? Let's just be friends!
M: Whaaa one moment you want to hang clothes other moment want to be friends? Naega manmanhae? (korean: Am I that easy?) I rather hang with my loyal and nice friend Leon lor.
C: Kay, you will regret this, because you know you still love me!!-dances around-
M: No, I liked you once, but not anymore. -punches crush in the face-

MUHAHAHHA.
Yes. This is the way.

And it is a desire of mine to be a secret agent for some terrorist group known as Flying Pigs. Nah kidding. But agents are cool beans.

Byebye everyone.

I hope my crush doesn't read this. :O

Nice Clothes I Chanced Upon!

Hi Everyone out there! (waves to invisible crowd)

I have just spotted some really awesome clothes and I shall share them! :D (Note that all the pictures do not belong to me, I just think that these clothes look awesome. Check out http://www.wanelo.com for more information!)

Motel Dalphine Dress Cross Ladder Back Bleached Print at ASOS

I think this one is really sexy with a tinge of rebellion in it don't you think? It reminds me of Angelina Jolie immediately. :D

My Closet Collection

This one looks good, exposes some skin and creates temptation by using semitransparent cloth. Good choice of colour, but I don't like the leopard pants. :O You can find it here.

White cocktail Dress, US Trendy

Ready for a innocent and pure image with a scent of sexiness? This is the dress for you! This really looks like Ga Young's dress which Young Gul made her in Fashion King. And I think it looks even prettier than hers! You can find it here.

Silver Embellished Vest Dress

This is just stunning! What more can I say? Tanned and fair, black and yellow and white, whatever skin colour you are, I think this dress will look radiant on you! Love it totally. Wish I can buy it sighs... You can find it here.

Charming at the Cantina Dress

This looks like something Kwon Yuri from SNSD will wear. Really soft and charming and will give you a innocent and pure image with a sense of underlying appeal! :D Find this dress here.

Quilted Panel Bike, Overlapping black jacket

Ready for some swag? Or a motorcycle ride? This is the jacket for you! Really cool and swaggerish. I can totally imagine it on CL of 2NE1 or Ha Ji Won for her character in Secret Garden!find this awesome jacket here.

Tucked Lace Dress in Red

Sweet dress. No other words for it. :) Find it here.

A beautiful 50s style cocktail dress

Looking for some grey black dress? How about this? Find this here.

Kay that's all for now everyone! Keep reading! Promise that my crush story will be up by tomorrow! :D

Rant: I love Singapore...so freaking much! :)

I kind of promised that the next rant was going to be about my first crush, but hey presto I changed my mind. I was suddenly inspired to write about my love for my motherland, Singapore. Why leh? Because today, I saw so many beautiful people in Singapore that I feel like I am in Utopia itself.

I went out earlier on to buy sushi materials and the moment I walked out of the lift, it started raining. Not your usual heavy rain, just a very very light drizzle. The landscape was soft and picturesque from the cooling shower. I was way to lazy to go back up and grab my umbrella, so I headed out into the rain.

Just then, I saw my neighbor coming home. I greeted her chirpily and she smiled at me. She noticed that I didn't have a umbrella.

"Take this," she smiled, "Or you are going to get all drenched and you may fall sick."

"Oh..I..I.." I couldn't respond to her sudden show of motherliness.

"Just take it," she placed her umbrella in my hands, "You can return it to me later, I live on the tenth floor, remember?"

With that, she was gone.

I was so moved by her show of kindness that the rain felt exceptionally invigorating. Not those "using-weather-to-describe-your-emotion-type" that our chinese teacher teaches, but just a simple show of kindness made me feel warm, fuzzy and all happy inside.

And along the way, I thought about how wonderful Singapore is. I don't see why some of us have so much complains about Singapore. It is by far the most beautiful place I know. Why? Here are some reasons:

1. We have a caring government who really listens to his people. Regardless of whether it is the color scheme for our flats or anything similar, the government cares about the people. They provide welfare. If you are poor, they give you financial aids to live by.

2. We have a lot of cleaners to keep our garden city clean. A lot. More than any other countries I have been to. And our cleaners are always cheerful and polite. At least the cleaners at my block are, they smile at my mother and me, and greet us with a smile. Do you know China's cleaners are rare and rude? Not all of them I am sure, but I have seen a few who have scowls on their faces and one even swept dust towards me.

3. We have no earthquakes,  no tsunamis, no famines, no drought, what more can we ask for? Do you know the fears of going through all these natural disasters? I have been through a mini earthquake once when I was very young and when I was in China, and I thought I was going to die. Really. It felt like your life was going to be over.

4. I know a lot of people out there doesn't like Singlish or are ashamed of it, but one thing we have to agree upon is that Singlish does provide a sense of belonging and bond us together. Depending on time and location, Singlish does make one less awkward, doesn't it? Imagine yourself in a hawker center,  and some Singaporean, "May I have this seat?" in a British/American/ Australian accent. Your first thought? Now how about when the person ask in Singlish, "Got people or not?" Got difference right! But I can see why people think Singlish is not suitable at times. Like at important meetings or at some international conferences with all the Caucasians. But hey, we do know how to behave, don't we? Just like how we don't speak chinese when we have Indian and Malay guests, it is the same idea.

5. I have a home to live in, a shelter over my head, a school to go to, and food to eat. Why else would I be dissatisfied? I am sure most of us have all these basic necessities! If you don't have anywhere to live, the government is bound to help. And no, I am not even making this up. I saw it in the news. And a Canadian thinks so too:

Be grateful, Singapore. Source: http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?120291-Be-grateful-Singapore

*Note: I don't agree with him completely, I just agree with him on the point about the rubbish being collected everyday. The sound is irritating, but I am grateful.

6. I have heard many people say that Singaporeans are very whiny, they love to complain etc etc. THAT'S OKAY!!! What is wrong with complaining? I complain all the time! I complain to my mother, to my blog, to my dog (non-existent, just for sake of rhyming), to the flower, clouds, trees. There is nothing wrong at all with complaining! In fact it makes things fun! When we see silly people stomping silly things like "something is stuck on her slipper", don't we all go =.=? What fun is there if everyone is way too nice and too satisfied? Because we complain and the government listens, therefore Singapore is becoming more and more perfect!

7. We have everything we need and everything we want. Almost. And that, is already good enough. Do you know that some rural areas in other countries never have all the supplies that they need? I have a minimart below my flat and even though the things are a little pricier at times, I think it is perfect and convenient.

Guys, I am not preaching. I used to have many complaints too and felt that our country was not that good. Like how I have to put up with the irritating ear-jarring banging from the construction at Keming Primary School opposite my house. Like how I get shoved around by old ladies on the bus to school each morning. Like how I stepped on someone's spit and slipped and fell (it was darn disgusting and gross!!!). But hey, I know I love this diamond shaped piece of land, and it is a real jewel to us all.

I know we all are not satisfied with some elements here and there, but that is all okay. I know there are irritating people here and there, and those kiasu and kiasi (nothing wrong with such though) people around, but it is called balance! We need such people to balance out the wonderful people in our population. We don't need, nor do we have a perfect country. For those of you who think that I am filthy rich or rich, sorry, you are wrong. I am not rich but I used to be poorer still. Even then, I still loved Singapore.

Once when I visited China, my grandfather was singing praises of how the Shanghai government was refurbishing their old buildings, "Don't they look pretty like your Singapore buildings?" he asked.

I smiled.

"You can change the cover of the buildings, but you cannot change the hearts of the people." I told him.

He looked stunned, then smiled and told me I was right.

Why? China has a lot of dangerous food. China even has poisonous bean sprouts! You can see the article here. They even use oil from the drains to cook food! Singapore will never do that! Singapore's AVA will never allow such to happen. We can eat in peace, like my mum said. Yes we can. Do you know much of China's water are unclean too? And that much of the people don't have enough water to drink? We just have to turn on our taps and drinkable water comes flowing.

I am not brainwashing you to love Singapore. I love Singapore and its flaws myself and while I complain about the kiasu kiasi and whiny people, they are part of our big Singapore family. I do think that Singaporeans are nicer than a lot of other people. Like I was in Raffles place asking for donations for Apex Elderly's Home and for a while, there were people queuing to donate!

Let's just all be happy and love Singapore, okay? I love you Singapore, my one and only homeland. Even if I have to study overseas in the future, I will come back and do my part! :D

Rant: Thick Skinned People

Come to think of it, many people are bloody thick skinned. They SHAMELESSLY demand stuff and things from you that they have no right to ask of you, and when you 1. give them and they ask for more, 2. refuse them and they call you selfish. I have a few brilliant examples with me and each time I think of it, I just explode from their shamelessness in making such horrific demands.

First on the thick skinned are two of my juniors. Just because they have some "jiao qing" (relationships) with my mother, they (the mothers) expect me to take care of their bloody children in school and help them with their school work. They even go to the extent of coming to my home and asking me to give me all my school stuff so they can start studying in advance and do well. LIKE WHAT THE SHIT? Why should I even do that for you? I am not Saint Lucia Sama! (and do you realise that there is a country called Saint Lucia?) Who are you to me for me to actually put down my busy school work, dig among my storage boxes and find you my stuff? All me non-existent readers out there are going to be like "Dear lord, Kira, you are so selfish." And guess what?

Bingo, you are right.

I am pretty selfish when it comes to my experience and things that I have learned after I poured in so much sweat and (blood)?

Okay away from digressing, I just bloody hate (bloody is the word today:P) those shameless people who expect so much help from other people. One of the aforementioned junior's mother still kiasu kiasi come to my house and went through my collection of stuff and books and TAKE PICTURE OF EVERY SINGLE ONE TO BUY FOR HER DAUGHTER. Go boil your head lar you. Why should I even tell you what assessment books to buy? Just because my mother is your friend? That doesn't make me your friend! I am selfish especially with my study tactics and stuff so if you know what I really detest, go rot in shark fins soup so poor sharky don't have to die.

But being the really nice person I am, I sat down with that parent for two hours, and twice I might say, to tell her what are the useful books and what she should get. No one did this for me when I just went to secondary school. I spent like several hundred over dollars to get a variety of books. Trial and Error. Your life cannot just be lived by following in the steps of others. Others hate it when you try to use the foods of their hard work so relaxedly. I hate it for one.

Okay, after that several hours I spent with that parent of the bloody whiner, well you guess it. I guess me being all saintly and helping them once despite my selfish personality has given them the free ticket to come and go out of my house to irritate me with dumbass questions whenever they like. I am not even receiving money for it. Okay maybe she bought me some gifts every now and then, but well bring your gifts back. Those are bribes. I hate being bribed. HRMMMPH.

One conversation between me and parent one:

P: This thing need to buy or not? -referring to paint set-
M: don't buy also can lar. You have liao then don't buy lar, don't have then buy lar.
P: Eh I think it is time for my sweetie (yuck) to get a new paint set.
M: Ok then buy lor.
P: but very ex leh.
M: THEN DON'T BUY LAR WTSSSS.

I want to freaking punch a hole through her face, jumping George Bush. :O:O I so nice sit there with you and you waste my time wondering whether you should buy a paint set?!? Like just buy lar! Or don't buy? So hard to decide meh? Not even like marrying your daughter off to some random guy so must think hard hard. And why I sound so broken english? Must be the anger. Tsk.

Okay then that same parent, because she is friends with my mom, took away my calligraphy set and a brush for her daughter. That I had actually intended to give to my dear cousin Ella, but well never mind, I can still look past that. Here comes the irritating part, the most shameless part:

She expects me to take care of her daughter during CCA and help her when she meets a problem.

I wouldn't have minded so much if her daughter was like those nice little girls who are all sweet and quiet, but this one is a jabberjay. An irritating one for drama's sake. And yes, it is the same one from my "selfish people rant", the one with the princess syndrome.

=.=

During CCA, she pretends to be nice to all the seniors by being super high and hug everyone (ugh). My classmates who were in the CCA were freaking shocked. They were like O_O!! when she just hugged them. And now they are steering clear of her. So was I. She embarrassed me to no end with her act cuteness. I wonder if I am being  a cyber bully by writing this, but then decided that I was not since I didn't mention any names. Besides, she should know that this is annoying so stop being annoying. That's why you don't have much friends in class, my dear. Don't be so selfish and expect others to take care of you and sayang you all the time. You are secondary one, grow up. And I don't hate you so much, hate is for people with more spine, but I will appreciate it if you can grow up and become more mature.

Okay, moving on to shameless person no 2.

This parent has been my mother's so called friend for quite a while, and while she pretends to be nice, both my mother and I know that she is a lying calculating...bi....BIRD. No no don't insult animals. You are a Bismuth. That is a element right? okay, you are a bismuth.

So her daughter lucky lucky get into NY, she boasts to everywhere, and tried to ask my mother to give her my study materials for secondary one. Since she was sec one, I was sec two, she was sort of planning to use me to survive through each year, the mother implied. HO HO! What makes her think that I was going to be a willing step ladder? Hrrrmph. So my mother politely refused to give her the things, saying that I had given someone else. Guess what?

Shameless people just doesn't change.

She asked again when she was secondary two, and I secondary three.

What the hell?

Like seriously? Who are you to me that you actually expect this kind of treatment from me? For me to take care of all your children, to give you my notes, to guide you in your schoolwork? I just hate these type of presumptuous people who live like others are supposed to give them help. I did receive a lot of help from my seniors, but I must say that I was never such a idiot like you guys. When i tried to ask  for notes and it didn't work, I stopped. I studied on my own. You guys should too. No one has the duty or responsibility to help you or guide you but you and yourself. You cannot live your life waiting for things and help to come your way.

The more I think about this kind of things, the more unjustified I feel. I acknowledge that there are some people out there who are really kind and all and don't mind helping you, but I am sorry I am not one of those people. I bloody hate it when people read my essay which I spend hours crafting. Why? I spent countless hours writing an essay, and you just what "can I photocopy your essay?" HELL NO. Freak you. Sorry this is the first time on this blog I am being so vulgar (I replaced the F word), but you deserve it. Hrrrmph.

Yeah yeah I am going to get lots of, "she is so selfish", "why she so stingy with her stuff". Whatever. Your head is yours. I don't give a hoot what you think I am like. I know I am nice, I know some people think like this too even though they will never say this out loud, but I think all you shamless folks out there need to know when to stop asking so much. Hrrrmph.

Dust Bunny

Have you guys ever seen a dust bunny before? It is freaking disgusting I tell you. And no, it is not a cute fluffy bunny but  a bundle of dust curled together into a GIANT LUMP.  -shudders in horror-

So this is how I met my dust bunny. (mine??? No it is not mine! -hrrrmph!!!-)

I was lazing around on bed and kicking my feet around and swimming around on my bed when my fingers touched something INCREDIBLY FURRRY...and FLUFFY.

-furry and fluffy I say-

Since  I have no pets at home currently, I immediately thought it is rodent of some sort and screamed my poor gall bladder out. I swear that my gall bladder almost burst with that shriek and my mum who was sitting next to me and printing some stuff for her work literally jumped in her seat. :O :O After my long bloodcurdling shriek, I jumped up on bed and kicked the pillow aside like a martial arts master and guess what?

It was  a yucky, grey ball of DUST!

MOTHER OF DUST BUNNIES!!!!

 I have never seen such a well formed and disgusting and shuddery dust bunny in my whole life okay! It was just gross to the extreme. :O :O

So I was just sitting there and gaping at the dust uttering nonsense like oh my jumping Obama, oh my flying Clinton when my mum promptly grabbed the dust bunny by its imaginary ear and SHRRROOOMM...it was out of the window before I could say "prata". So then, no pictures of the dust bunny for you guys.

So if you guys see a grey flat round patch of dust that is exceedingly well formed and about the size of a hmmm let's see a giant's pimple, pls call me and return the dust bunny to me. It is not dearly missed, but I do want a photo of it for this blog. :D Poor dustie tumbled down nineteen floors and must have disintegrated.

And I was wondering how it even got under my pillow int he first place. Did a rodent rolled a ball of disgusting fur and stuck it there to celebrate the opening of my second blog? :D

hehe. So long, dust bunng!

Fashion King, Lee Ga Young Style

Hi Potatoes!

This blog post is more or less about Lee Ga Young's (Shin Se Kyung) fashion in Fashion King! I love the drama and some of their clothes are quite cool!

First of all, I love Ga Young's shoes! They are those half sports shoes half wedges like kind of shoes, which is really very cool and increases your height while giving one a spunky look! The best part is that the heels are not as obvious as your daily wedges and heels etc and makes you look like it is your real height!

Image source: http://www.trendyoutfitter.com/ (copy righted, I will remove on request)

Yup. I know this one the heels are more obvious, but I think it is really cool. You can purchase these from http://www.trendyoutfitter.com. 
I will post a picture of Ga Young's shoes for comparison tomorrow morning! :)

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Okay okay, I am a little lazy to hunt for Ga Young's reclusive shoes, but you guys know the episode  where she tried to steal fabric and almost fell? That part zoomed in on her shoes, which is really very cool. :D

Next for Ga Young's style, she likes to wear loose fabrics which hides her figure most of the time when she is alone with Young Gul. Then she has that amazing hot pink blazer with the open neck blouse which she wore when visiting Jae Hyuk to be his designer temporarily. Really cool fashion, but the pink is quite a shocking shade. I think it can only be pulled off by her fair skin and beauty~ !

Okay okay I changed my mind. I will go around and hunt for Ga Young's clothes and fashion when I am more free kay? Now I should go study for my terrible exams. D: